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I have a request
related to a post I just saw about cashiers asking “Did you get everything you need today” or somesuch
my request is this: when...
you light me up
like a string of christmas lights
on the winter solstice.
and sometimes when you smile,
i see spots behind my eyes,
like i’ve been staring at the sun.
i can’t help but fear that i’ll hurt you,
that i’ll dim those bulbs in your eyes,
but they’re what i see by.
they’re what keep me
from losing myself in the dark.
and i would do anything
to bask in your rays
for a bit longer.
Since all of you Brittana shippers are probably going crazy waiting for tonight’s Glee episode (I know I am,) I thought I would share my band’s song Brittana in hopes of tiding you over!
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Lyrics
v1. You’re my favorite dolphin in the deep blue sea
And if we were gummi bears, we’d live in broccoli
But you’re still hiding behind Karofsky
I think I know why I’m such a bitch all the time
I couldn’t come to terms with wanting you to be mine
It’s so hard when you’re with some stupid guy
*If I could gather the courage to take your hand
We’d slow dance all night to “My Headband”
Will the landslide ever bring you down?
If you would take the leap, I’d be there to spot you
And we’d make sweet, sticky, hot fondue
Just say you love me, too, please, please, please*
v2. The only reason I wanted to be prom queen
Was to make a royal decree for you to be with me
I don’t know why I’m so scared, Brittany
I don’t get why you won’t tell them you’re lebanese
Then we could walk the halls with linked pinkies
I think, for you, I can forget about Artie *
~I’ll admit it wasn’t your cat that read your diary
(Fondue for two, fondue for two)
I just wanted to know if you ever wrote about me
(That’s some hot dish)
Lady kisses are more magical than Santa
(Fondue for two, fondue for two)
You don’t have to bribe me with Dots to go to prom with you, Santana~ *
(I wanna make fondue with you……Brittany)
Home Is Where Hermione Is
Although the locket scene obviously occurred during the last movie, but it feels right to be posting this during the lead-up to the last movie. This song is from Ron’s perspective during and after the locket scene, because I feel like it’s one of the most powerful in DH.
I know I was kind of a wanker
I can’t blame it all on Voldemort’s soul
It fed off the worries I’d always had
And the thought of losing you swallowed me whole
At Shell Cottage, there was so much shame in Bill’s stare
But it couldn’t compare to what was inside
I sat at home and listened to the radio
While my two best friends could have died
And I think I had a realization
*If home is where the heart is
Then my home is wherever you are
And it doesn’t even matter
If you have a thing for my friend with the scar
Cuz if you don’t want me, Hermione
I’ll be the best damn friend that I can be
Cuz I know there’s no way I’m moving*
I’ll admit I was crying when I heard your voice
The Deluminator helped me to find
My way back to the people I love the most
I’ll never forget the way that it shined
When the locket opened and I saw your face
And heard what Voldemort made you say
I couldn’t help believing it was true
I’m not as talented, good or as brave
But either way, you mean the world to me
*
~Harry told me you’re his sister
And how often you cried
But I wasn’t sure
Then in the heat of the battle
You snogged me
I picked you up and I was home~
**Cuz if home his where the heart is
Then my home is wherever you are
And now it’s 19 years and two kids later
And with you, I’m still in love
You’re the only thing I’ve ever wanted, ‘Mione
And together, we’re so happy
And I know there’s no way I’m moving**
Wake up in the morning feeling like Trelawney
Look into my crystal ball and I see a hottie
Before I leave, hike my skirt and check his zodiac
Looks like tonight is the night to get my Won Won back
Pretty soon, we’ll be suckin’ face, face
Can’t wait to get to second base, base
Put that Mudblood in her place, place
How dare she call me a bimbo, oh
Imma Crucio that ho, ho
Crucio that ho, ho
Crucio that ho
*Won Won, honey bun
Don’t you mention Hermy-one
Tonight, let’s not fight
You’re my Edward, it’s Twilight
Won Won, don’t move on
You can’t let the spell stop no*
Ain’t got a care in the world but got some firewhiskey
Don’t you fret, I know charms to cover up that hickey
Let’s go back to my dorm so we can have some fun
We’ll do stuff you can’t do with that stuck-up nun
*
If I owned a gas station
I wouldn’t paint over
Sharpies on the bathroom stalls
Because as much as I hate
Reading about drugs
And knowing who to call for a good time
If you look past the crudeness
And open your mind
The world is stripped down to brutal honesty
And I’ve always wanted
To be the one
Who thinks of something beautiful to put there
My eyes are on your back, hoping you’ll turn around
How odd to fall in English class; I’m completely spellbound
You’re all I see, why can’t you see me?
Gerunds, nouns and verbs
I know them but I don’t know you
I foolishly think you might like me
Your signs aren’t hard to misconstrue
I know we’re young but that’s no reason to be scared
*We can’t keep up this dance without us holding hands
So we might as well take a chance and try
Everything could fall perfectly
Don’t let it all be a fallacy
We might finally be you and I*
I might pass you a note, but that’s such a cliche
We’ll just flirt on IM while writing our Huck Finn essays
I’m no Shakespeare, can’t find the right words to say
*
[flute solo!]
~I know you don’t want to be in love~
*
Take my hand, spin me ‘round in circles
I’m so cold but you keep me warm and
There’s no place I know better than here
In your arms with no one watching
Hold me up even when I’m falling
The only thing I can hear is your voice
Kiss my hair, tell me that I’m special
Even though you’re more special to me
*Your arms hold me together as you tell me not to cry
Sometimes I think that you’re the only reason I’m alive
If you ever let me go, I don’t know what I’d do
I don’t ever wanna spend a minute without you*
Turquoise beads, playground swings at sunset
Hold my hand cuz I need you right now
Freezing drizzle on Halloween night
I can’t wait till you come home to me
Take a trip, run away with me now
Drive away and leave them all behind
I’m a dreamer so please don’t wake me
You’re the only thing I’ll ever need
**
(This is a song I wrote about 2 years back about my first boyfriend named Andrew, back in a time when I was a lot more naive. It’s pretty generic, but it’s one of the only songs I’ve written the lyrics AND music for, so I thought I’d share.)