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At Leakycon we don’t say “I love you” we say “WE’RE WIZARDS WE’LL PARTY FOREVER TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES HARRY I’M COMING HOME I...
Title: Ewoks, Homosexual Stimulation, and Captain Picard
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dollhouse
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Topher Brink/Andrew Wells
Summary: Topher Brink and Andrew Wells meet at Comic-Con, and sparks begin to fly. Andrew’s totally smitten, but Topher refuses to accept that he’s not straight. Will Andrew be able to get Topher to open up before they have to go back to their separate lives? Basically, if you like adorable, nerdy boy slash, this is the fic you should be reading.
Read the first chapter here! If you like it, please add it to your favorites or something, because I probably won’t post about it after this.
Wake up in the morning feeling like Trelawney
Look into my crystal ball and I see a hottie
Before I leave, hike my skirt and check his zodiac
Looks like tonight is the night to get my Won Won back
Pretty soon, we’ll be suckin’ face, face
Can’t wait to get to second base, base
Put that Mudblood in her place, place
How dare she call me a bimbo, oh
Imma Crucio that ho, ho
Crucio that ho, ho
Crucio that ho
*Won Won, honey bun
Don’t you mention Hermy-one
Tonight, let’s not fight
You’re my Edward, it’s Twilight
Won Won, don’t move on
You can’t let the spell stop no*
Ain’t got a care in the world but got some firewhiskey
Don’t you fret, I know charms to cover up that hickey
Let’s go back to my dorm so we can have some fun
We’ll do stuff you can’t do with that stuck-up nun
My eyes are on your back, hoping you’ll turn around
How odd to fall in English class; I’m completely spellbound
You’re all I see, why can’t you see me?
Gerunds, nouns and verbs
I know them but I don’t know you
I foolishly think you might like me
Your signs aren’t hard to misconstrue
I know we’re young but that’s no reason to be scared
*We can’t keep up this dance without us holding hands
So we might as well take a chance and try
Everything could fall perfectly
Don’t let it all be a fallacy
We might finally be you and I*
I might pass you a note, but that’s such a cliche
We’ll just flirt on IM while writing our Huck Finn essays
I’m no Shakespeare, can’t find the right words to say
~I know you don’t want to be in love~
Hey Remus Lupin, what’s it like being a werewolf?
It must be kinda sucky when you start biting people, yes it must
Talking of this causes disgust
You have bloodlust
Hey Remus Lupin, don’t you worry about the distance
I know that you live in England and I live here in Grand Rapids, but it’s fine
You can apparate here any time
You’re half canine
*Oh, it’s when the moon is full
Oh, it’s when the moon is full
Oh, it’s when the moon is full
Oh, it’s when the moon is full, when the moon is full*
Hey Remus Lupin, you are oh so cute and fluffy
I would like to take you home and have a litter of your puppies, yes I would
Tonks told me that you are quite good, I think we should
Hey Remus Lupin, I don’t believe that you’re dead
I think that scam was just a coverup to get with me instead, oh yes I do
Does this mean that you love me too?
I know it’s true
~Your wolfy snout is so sexy
Oh Remus Lupin, hear my plea
I never thought that I could feel this way
My friends all tell me you’re not real
But they just don’t get how I feel
I’ll show them when I marry you someday
No, I’m not crazy, just in love
Am I the one you’re thinking of?
No, I won’t go to therapy today!
Remus, let’s play!~