my dreams remind me of an ocean
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Since all of you Brittana shippers are probably going crazy waiting for tonight’s Glee episode (I know I am,) I thought I would share my band’s song Brittana in hopes of tiding you over!
Buy the song here! And subscribe to our YouTube channel to see the music video in January (which we’re buying Cheerios uniforms for) and for more Brittana songs in the future, if this one is well-received!
Lyrics
v1. You’re my favorite dolphin in the deep blue sea
And if we were gummi bears, we’d live in broccoli
But you’re still hiding behind Karofsky
I think I know why I’m such a bitch all the time
I couldn’t come to terms with wanting you to be mine
It’s so hard when you’re with some stupid guy
*If I could gather the courage to take your hand
We’d slow dance all night to “My Headband”
Will the landslide ever bring you down?
If you would take the leap, I’d be there to spot you
And we’d make sweet, sticky, hot fondue
Just say you love me, too, please, please, please*
v2. The only reason I wanted to be prom queen
Was to make a royal decree for you to be with me
I don’t know why I’m so scared, Brittany
I don’t get why you won’t tell them you’re lebanese
Then we could walk the halls with linked pinkies
I think, for you, I can forget about Artie *
~I’ll admit it wasn’t your cat that read your diary
(Fondue for two, fondue for two)
I just wanted to know if you ever wrote about me
(That’s some hot dish)
Lady kisses are more magical than Santa
(Fondue for two, fondue for two)
You don’t have to bribe me with Dots to go to prom with you, Santana~ *
(I wanna make fondue with you……Brittany)
(via radiodingo)
“San, do you think they have like, a Do-You-Like-Girls scanner that you have to pass through before they let you in here?” Brittany asked, her cheeks pink. “Because with you around, there’s no way I’m gonna pass the test. I haven’t even studied.”
Santana shook her head and fought back a smile. Brittany could be ditzy, it came with the package, but she managed to make it so adorable it could give cavities. “No, Britt. Lesbians practically get an employee discount. We’re like a walking two-for-one special. Plus, did you see all of those practically naked girls in the windows? Who’s that supposed to be bringing in, men?”
“Men can wear bras if they want to. Bras are like, a civil right,” Brittany said seriously.
“A bra probably would make Finn look less squishy and moobish, I’ll give you that.”
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So in the car one day, Tik Tok came on the radio, and we had a discussion: if Ke$ha were a Harry Potter character, she would be Lavender Brown. Hence, this song was born. It’s from Lavender’s perspective in late Half-Blood Prince.
From the album Argus Filks by Dingoe$ At€ ₥y Bab¥
Buy the song here: http://dingoesatemybaby.bandcamp.com/track/won-won
Buy the album here: http://dingoesatemybaby.bandcamp.com/album/argus-filks**LYRICS**
Wake up in the morning feeling like Trelawney
Look into my crystal ball and I see a hottie
Before I leave, hike my skirt and check his zodiac
Looks like tonight is the night to get my Won Won back
Pretty soon, we’ll be suckin’ face, face
Can’t wait to get to second base, base
Put that Mudblood in her place, place
How dare she call me a bimbo, oh
Imma Crucio that ho, ho
Crucio that ho, ho
Crucio that ho*Won Won, honey bun
Don’t you mention Hermy-one
Tonight, let’s not fight
You’re my Edward, it’s Twilight
Won Won, don’t move on
You can’t let the spell stop, no
Won Won, please don’t run
Don’t go back to Hermy-one
Stick around, tonight
I can make your wand ignite
Won Won, this isn’t done
Don’t you let the spell stop, no*Ain’t got a care in the world but got some firewhiskey
Don’t you fret, I know some charms to cover up that hickey
Let’s go back to my dorm so we can have some fun
We’ll do stuff that you can’t do with that stuck-up nun
Can’t believe that he refused, fused
Granger makes me want to spew, spew
I guess he must like dudes, dudes
Weasely’s our king, I wanna wear his crown, crown
But I guess he turned me down, down
How’d he turn me down, down?
You can’t turn me down!*
~I was here first
I always was
She’s here now that’s he’s interesting
She hasn’t talked
To him in weeks
And now she thinks she can beat me
Hermione has history
But Won and me have chemistry
He knows I’m here
He said my name
That’s not my name!~You were just a little boy till I walked in
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I wrote most of the lyrics to this song, and I also sing. :)
Okay guys. In case you haven’t noticed, my postings here have been spotty at best as of late. And I know I could sit here and bore you with how busy I’ve been and plead forgiveness, but I know that those posts are infamously boring.
Instead, I’ll simply link you to my band’s new album, Argus Filks, which came out a couple of weeks ago. If you like anything nerdy, at all, from Doctor Who to Harry Potter to Glee to The Hunger Games to Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Pokémon, you should at least check it out. I worked my ass off on it for six months, and I think, despite our lack of passable recording equipment, it turned out quite well.
I’ll be posting many of the songs and their lyrics here once I figure out how to make the files small enough to upload, so even if you’re too lazy to click the link, you’ll still be subjected to the nerdy songs, so NEVER FEAR! :)
I’ve also been working on several short stories that should be ready to post quite soon, so don’t worry about the prose going away, either.
Thank you so much for following me, or just reading this post. I hope you like the upcoming things in store for you, and I really have become quite attached to you all.
